Saturday, October 30, 2010

Sweet Younger Sister


Katelyn is 19 year old and is the younger sister of Taylor who is 22. They have a 23 year old brother. Katelyn says that she is very close to her sister and is almost like her twin sister born 3 years apart. They usually do not work in the weekends and work together on Tuesday mornings. Unlike her sister, Katelyn was very friendly. She kept refilling my coffee, was very sharp in taking orders and checked every now and then. She did not hurry me to check out or bring check without asking. Even though she is the younger sister, she is taller of the two. As you can see in the picture Katelyn does not have her Hooters pouch. Also notice that her shorts match with my denim jacket. If you magnify and compare this with the picture with Taylor, you will observe that my left hand is in the same place on Katelyn and Taylor .

Mario and Luigi

I am impressed with Katelyn (Mario) and Rachel (Luigi) as it looks like a team work. They both carried themselves very well. They both have been all in smiles and have exceeded my expectations. I borrowed pen from Rachel and she was helpful even though she was not my waitress. Katelyn was very friendly and patiently answered my questions.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Tricked and Treated

There was some great treat today. Chelsea, Ana, Emily, Katelyn and Rachel were all dressed up in the Halloween costumes. They were all too good and it is very difficult to rate. Here is my rating for costume:

1. Chelsea
2. Ana
3. Katelyn
4. Rachel
5. Emily

My rating for the girls is:
1. Katelyn
2. Rachel
3. Chelsea
4. Ana
5. Emily

Do you concur?

The Perfect Average

Angela is a average flat chested big girl.The reason why I requested for this picture is that I wanted my waitress Krista to feel that I was more interested in Angela than her. Angela later inquired Krista if I wanted picture with Krista and she said I did not ask for a picture with Krista. This made her feel slightly embarrassed even though that was not my intention.

Remember Me

Courtney is a Bartender in Tilted Kilt in Arnold, MO. She was very attractive and captured my attention. There have been numerous instances that I have been more attracted to a girl other than my waitress and this is no different. To by pleasant surprise, she remembered me the next time that I was there and waved at me. It is always good to know that someone remembers you and if that someone is such an attractive girl, then it is even better.

Big Boob Certified

Sandy was obliged to take picture with me after Staci took a picture with me and since I was sitting in Sandy's table. After this picture, Staci felt that Sandy had big boobs. Sandy felt that she might as well take the top off. Sandy was an average waitress with a great body.

Superfriendly Staci

I noticed this extremely beautiful bartender Staci, and immediately wanted picture with her. My waitress hesitated but then agreed to ask Staci. She felt Staci would not agree. Not only did Staci agree for the pics, but also she had very friendly chat with me. She told me how she was hyperactive and the other day she was dancing by herself. She also desperately wants an iPhone. She recently lost one that she had. Notice that in the picture she is missing the familiar Hooters pouch.

Deceptive Andrea

I was looking at Andrea for a long time mainly to see her name tag which said Dre. Then after a while she started becoming conscious about my watching. The thing to notice is her unusually large boobs. I am not sure if they are real. I was also wondering about her ethnicity. When I talked to her, she was friendly and smiling. She was also eager to take my photo with Heather.

Mystic Younis

Younis is a quiet girl and an efficient worker. She was working behind the scenes when I noticed her and got a picture with her. Look at her feminine pose and appearance. She is also very soft spoken. The picture was taken by short girl Sophia.

Biggest Mistake

Heather was my hostess and she later became my waitress. I had asked for Nicola or Kelsey from my last visit but they were getting off the shift. Heather was not bad. She ensured that my coffee and water glasses were always full. She didn't engage me in smalltalk. She spent too much time with two clients and there was this table where another ex-Hooters girl had come with her new born baby. She periodically kept checking on me. She said she knew Show-Me's as she worked there. Asked what I ate there. That was the only conversation that we had. She has a one and half year old son. All was going well when Heather committed the worst mistake. She did the #1 thing that I cannot tolerate as a customer. She brought me the check even without me asking for it. Then she got below average tip from me. If that does not teach her a lesson, certainly my hand on her butt crack should. Another inconsiderate blonde with big boobs.

Twisted Krista

There is very few that could turn me off as a customer. She did the #2 item that I do not like. She was standing behind me when taking order. I had to turn and give my order. Also, she preferred to stand idle and watch than talk to customers. She screwed up orders and never got me silverware even after asking once. Finally I had to follow up on orders I had already given. Now I understand the reason behind blond jokes. Big boobs and minimal brains. That is Krista for you. She didn't mind my hand on her ass though.

Best Asset

Shanon is the bartender at Show-Me's. At first Shanon was shy to take picture. When I told her that I had already taken picture with her friends, she yielded. She was thinking that the picture was going to be with me and all girls. She was surprised that the picture was just with both of us. After the shot, she was glad that it was not a full shot but only top half. Then she said "I am happy with this picture since 'Boobs Are My Best Asset'!

Seasoned Laura

Laura seemed to be very experienced in Show-Me's. My waitress Kaytee turned to her of all questions. Laura was a vegan and understood when I said I needed something vegan. She was able to get the cook to make some rice and grilled veggies for me. She also suggested that the coleslaw contained mayo which is made with egg. So I was able to avoid coleslaw. Also, she got the price of item reduced from $9.99 to $4:34. Show-Me's like Hooters has some options for the uniform. I noticed that Laura was wearing more dress than Shannon and Kaytee.

Expedition to Show Me's

Show Me's is another breastaurant chain in mid-west that I wanted to visit. I finally visited this one in O'Fallon, MO. I have to warn you that the girls do not wear the little dress that they show in the web-site. It is no secret that some of these girls in Show-Me's have posed for playboy in the past. Although I did not get close to the standing greeting that I would get in hooters, my experience was actually not bad. Kaytee was my waitress. She was stuffing herself with food behind the closed counter when I arrived. She was wearing the least cloths and hence I preferred to sit in her table. She did not involve me in any chat but was keen to point out that I should come there often. She also introduced herself as Kaytee and suggested that I should ask her by name next time I came in case I prefer to sit in her table.

Uptight and lazy

Britany was a waitress with very few tables. She was idle chatting with the manager when I asked Sophia, my waitress, to take my photo with Britany. Sophia hesitated, which gave me doubts about Britany. She made us wait and then after a few awkward minutes was ready for the photos. I made her take 3 pictures with me. She was first taken aback that Sophia was not in the pics but then Sophia explained that we had already taken pics yesterday.