Friday, October 21, 2011

Olathe, KS Hooters closed

It is sad to note that the Hooters at Olathe, KS is closed. This is a classic example of how there are exceptions to standard formulas such as "sex sells". I talked to the manager at the Independence, MO Hooters to find out more about this failure. He feels that it failed because of the location, how it was hidden from the road and didn't catch the attention of the onlooker. I however feel that besides this, the main reason for a restaurant such as Hooters to fail would be if it is present in a conservative locality.


 But above all, the big question now is, where will the Olathe guys go for good food! Some food for thought.





Joke time? Job Application!
A young lady walks into a Hooters restaurant, and asks the manager if they're hiring.
The manager takes one look at her, tosses her a d-cup bra and says "Here, fill this out, then give me a call."

Completely LAME game (from 2 and 1/2 dicks)
If girls with big boobs work at hooters... Where do girls with one leg work at??????........................... IiHOP


Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rasia breast weight champion

If it were to come down to the most humungous breasts in Independence, MO that night, my waitress Rasia would be in fray for the top honors. Perhaps this is in line with what is expected out of a blond girl. She tries to be funny but fails by a mile. She was nothing spectacular but was not bad either. She tried to reduce the bill in order to get a higher tip. After so many visits to Hooters, I have begin to realize that the Hooters concept is very shallow. But her boob tussle with Lauren is the picture to watch. This would be one of the best pictures that I have taken. It is captured in perfect close-up with the right curvature changes.

Money minded Ashley


Although Ashley looks very innocent and sweet, she is very smart and money minded. She asked me to put a dollar under her bra for before I took each picture. Thus you see all my money that she has. 3 of the pictures did not come good. She said money once paid will not be given back. What a bummer.

Lauren Shy and Sweet


It is my guess that Lauren is the most beautiful Hooters girl in Independence, MO that night. She was however afraid to take photo alone. When it was her turn to take a picture with me she asked innocently asked just you and me. This was both funny and thrilling for me. Her voice was also very sweet. I have to tell you that I envy her customers. Not only was she sweet and good looking but unlike most waitresses, she spent a lot of time at her tables. For the first time in her life she might have regretted short hair. Just before the shot, when I was getting with the camera, she tried to pull her hair to the front. LOL. I wonder how she would react to find her photos in my blog.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Breastaurant list and links - Part 2

This post is for those who have already read the first version and are running out of options or need variety. I am with you since I belong to the same category. CLICK TO READ PART I OF THIS POST.

More Breastaurants
Mugs 'N Jugs 66 Street
Brick House Tavern + Tap
Burger Girl
The Honey Shack
Heart Attack Grill - Las Vegas
Wing House

Outside Breastaurant Space
Knockout Hair Salon
Bikini Barista

Some references

http://whats-upz.blogspot.com/2011/06/wow-there-is-restaurant-serve-breasts.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/breastaurant-2011-5?op=1
http://www.impactlab.net/2011/06/07/breastaurant-phenomenon-booming-in-the-u-s/
http://www.trademarkia.com/breastaurant-uniforms-85273846.html
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ac8R2jSjIfFxr6j7PaYmiQ?select=Xhc4B3yrZ5sIfFbJjgJclQ
http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/friday-link-round-up-11/
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=94715155
http://www.yelp.com/biz/sexy-scissors-mens-haircuts-austin

Sam and Colyn, good combo

Sam was the the girl who greeted me and sat me at the Overland Park Hooters in Kansas. She and Colyn were attractive and I was able to get pictures with them. The manager took the pictures. I have to point out that the pictures at Overland park are not of the best quality due to the fact that I had by mistake changed the setting to take moving objects. However they are not the worst quality either. Colyn was in general happy and chatted with me every now and then as she passed my table. Colyn feels that the girls in the hooters calendar are not portrayed in the best way and that it is degrading. The only reason that I went to Hooters at Overland Park in Kansas, is that I have never been to KS and what better way to enter than work with a loaded Hooters girl.
 

Jolly


Jolly is a sweet girl who has originated from Thailand. For east Asia, Thailand is the Las Vegas of US (or Beharain middle east). Her specs are really ugly and I bet she wears them to cover up her identity (as Twin Peak Addison TX girl.)

Oyster and the pearl


Her mouth looks like an oyster shell. She has pearls strung all over her body. She is silent and shy. That is Julianna for you. Look at how she has excessively pierced in her belly button. Wish 1: she were a belly dancer. Wish 2: she covered less and revealed more. Wish 3: she does corrective surgery for her teeth and gums.

Eager Beverly



Beverly is a different kind of girl. Notice how she is afraid of the camera. I was able to pacify her and make her feel comfortable. She definitely has fake breasts. It is clear that she is trying to be at ease but she cannot. Reason 1, I think is excessive drinking and she smoking. Reason 2 is that my hands are extremely cold and she is shocked when I suddenly put my hands on her.

Destiny, good looking and shameless!


Destiny is a beautiful girl who is half Mexican. She is very friendly and her full name is Destiny Flores. She has a tattoo on her back that is the serenity prayer. I wonder why someone would tattoo a prayer in the back. The reason she has it in the back according to her is that it is very conspicuous that way.

Jackie and Whitney

Jackie is a bartender and in not very comfortable with pictures. After a lot of prodding, her highness finally came down for a picture. Along with Jackie is Whitney. She wants to pose for the calendar sometime soon. She is 20 year old and wants to go to premedical after graduation. She advised me to come the following day in order to get a picture taken with the calendar girl from Overland Park Hooters.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Final fling with Julia

She was one of the most flatchested girls at Twin Peaks. However, I wanted her picture just like that. I was attracted to her bangles fake jewellery. I pointed out that the pic did not come out well and requested for one more. Just like that. Notice the black girl passing by in the back wondering why her picture was not taken.

Unsweetened Waitresss Andrea

The title might be misleading and hence I would like to clarify. Andrea was not a very friendly sounding girl. She did not come to my table for long durations and when I expressed my interest to take pictures with other girls, she did not eagerly go and get them for the picture. Having said all these and to be fair on her, I think she was more bound by her basic nature than any intent. I forgive her since she was main reason for my picture with Kimberly. She works in Twin Peaks at Addison, TX. The pictures were taken on different days. The one with another girl was taken 4 days later.

Megan Cute Innocent and Attractive

When I saw Megan, I got a girl next door king of feeling. But I should till you that towards the end she started sensing my gawks and my ulterior motives. The next time that I went she was not that pleased to see me. On a hindsight I now feel that the only she agreed for this picture was that her friends were taking and didn't mind.

Lauren Casual and Funny

Lauren is a cool girl with lot of fun and laughter. She is very talkative and likes to be loud. She seemed to be having a party out there and was more focused on entertaining, and this was good. Notice also her cool florescent green color piercing in her belly button. Of all the so called breastaurants, so far I love Twin Peaks the most.

Jenelle one short of a model girl



Some girls are as beautiful on the picture as they are when you see them. Jenelle working in Twin Peaks at Frisco is a great example of this. She is sporting back to school clothes. She is a tad short on the legs but the top half is long and curvy. With all this great look, she is coming on to me like a magnet. Full points for beauty, open (nature and clothes).

Kimberly the Shocker


Of all the numerous girls that I have taken picture with, it is easy to categorize the girls. However Kimberly is of a different breed. She was so beautiful that if at all I needed a picture with any girl, it would be her. First, I thought she was an extremely serious type. Then I found out that she is totally cool. I was keeping my hands folded when she teased me and folder her hands too. Then I wrapped my hands around her and she was totally happy. I don’t think this has ever happened to me with anybody.

Fun at Kansas City Missouri

I was very worried after finding out that Hooters is the only breastaurant around here and that the reviews were not very good. On my way from Airport to the Hotel, I stopped here knowing very well that this was not the highest rated Hooters in the area. In the picture from left are Sarah, Brea, Jennifer and Kelley. Jenniffer is the waitress that welcomed me and got me a seat. When she saw that I was carrying a laptop bag, she asked if I needed an electrical socket and took me straight to a place that had a socket. Also, I should mention that her clothes were much more revealing that what can be seen in the photos. Brea was my waitress. She spent less time at her customers table and more time at her boyfriend/pimp's table. He tipped her a dollar. She then changed out of her shift and Sarah became my waitress. Sarah is the one that gave me the names of all the girls in the picture. She was very warm and friendly. Kelley was the one that took the maximum time to take the picture. We were all waiting for her to come.

Best Breastaurant




Of all the breastaurants that I visited so far (Tilted Kilt, Roosters, Hooters, Bone Daddy's, Show Me's, Twin Peaks), I would clearly say that the Twin is the most revealing uniform. Sometimes, it is difficult to observe this in photo. You got to see it in flesh to believe it. This is the difference between the 2-d and 3-d experience. Fortunately at Twin Peaks at Addison, several girls (atleast 4) were in uniforms. Obviously the uniforms were much better than the back to school uniforms. Here I have photos of Sarah Bambi and Valerie. Bambi and Sarah are together in some photos. Valerie was cleaning the glass outside and made me wait. It was worth the wait since I asked her to put her hair in the back and she obliged. I am pretty sure the girls got to talk about me a lot after I was gone. But then I had my share of fun until the moment that I left.