Deceptive Andrea

I was looking at Andrea for a long time mainly to see her name tag which said Dre. Then after a while she started becoming conscious about my watching. The thing to notice is her unusually large boobs. I am not sure if they are real. I was also wondering about her ethnicity. When I talked to her, she was friendly and smiling. She was also eager to take my photo with Heather.

Mystic Younis

Younis is a quiet girl and an efficient worker. She was working behind the scenes when I noticed her and got a picture with her. Look at her feminine pose and appearance. She is also very soft spoken. The picture was taken by short girl Sophia.

Biggest Mistake

Heather was my hostess and she later became my waitress. I had asked for Nicola or Kelsey from my last visit but they were getting off the shift. Heather was not bad. She ensured that my coffee and water glasses were always full. She didn't engage me in smalltalk. She spent too much time with two clients and there was this table where another ex-Hooters girl had come with her new born baby. She periodically kept checking on me. She said she knew Show-Me's as she worked there. Asked what I ate there. That was the only conversation that we had. She has a one and half year old son. All was going well when Heather committed the worst mistake. She did the #1 thing that I cannot tolerate as a customer. She brought me the check even without me asking for it. Then she got below average tip from me. If that does not teach her a lesson, certainly my hand on her butt crack should. Another inconsiderate blonde with big boobs.

Twisted Krista

There is very few that could turn me off as a customer. She did the #2 item that I do not like. She was standing behind me when taking order. I had to turn and give my order. Also, she preferred to stand idle and watch than talk to customers. She screwed up orders and never got me silverware even after asking once. Finally I had to follow up on orders I had already given. Now I understand the reason behind blond jokes. Big boobs and minimal brains. That is Krista for you. She didn't mind my hand on her ass though.

Best Asset

Shanon is the bartender at Show-Me's. At first Shanon was shy to take picture. When I told her that I had already taken picture with her friends, she yielded. She was thinking that the picture was going to be with me and all girls. She was surprised that the picture was just with both of us. After the shot, she was glad that it was not a full shot but only top half. Then she said "I am happy with this picture since 'Boobs Are My Best Asset'!

Seasoned Laura

Laura seemed to be very experienced in Show-Me's. My waitress Kaytee turned to her of all questions. Laura was a vegan and understood when I said I needed something vegan. She was able to get the cook to make some rice and grilled veggies for me. She also suggested that the coleslaw contained mayo which is made with egg. So I was able to avoid coleslaw. Also, she got the price of item reduced from $9.99 to $4:34. Show-Me's like Hooters has some options for the uniform. I noticed that Laura was wearing more dress than Shannon and Kaytee.

Expedition to Show Me's

Show Me's is another breastaurant chain in mid-west that I wanted to visit. I finally visited this one in O'Fallon, MO. I have to warn you that the girls do not wear the little dress that they show in the web-site. It is no secret that some of these girls in Show-Me's have posed for playboy in the past. Although I did not get close to the standing greeting that I would get in hooters, my experience was actually not bad. Kaytee was my waitress. She was stuffing herself with food behind the closed counter when I arrived. She was wearing the least cloths and hence I preferred to sit in her table. She did not involve me in any chat but was keen to point out that I should come there often. She also introduced herself as Kaytee and suggested that I should ask her by name next time I came in case I prefer to sit in her table.

Uptight and lazy

Britany was a waitress with very few tables. She was idle chatting with the manager when I asked Sophia, my waitress, to take my photo with Britany. Sophia hesitated, which gave me doubts about Britany. She made us wait and then after a few awkward minutes was ready for the photos. I made her take 3 pictures with me. She was first taken aback that Sophia was not in the pics but then Sophia explained that we had already taken pics yesterday. 

Cloud nine to zero

When the hostess asked me if I had a preference, I pointed to Stephanie and said I wanted her table. My judgement was purely based on looks. I later found out to my dismay that she was wearing braces. However, to her credit, Stephanie was very friendly and soft-spoken. She smiled at me every she passed me. She suggested that the garlic butter on the mashed potatoes would be "yummy".

Short and sweet

Sophia is a beautiful and weird looking girl. She is weird because from head to hip she seems normal but her legs are extremely and pitifully short. I have seen her work as hostess on more than one occasion. She is half Filipino(mother) quarter Irish and quarter Italian. Her mother was 18 yrs when she married her father. At this point, I have to reveal a new trick that I gained to take photographs of other girls. What you do is tell your hostess that you want to have your photo taken with another girl working there. Just ensure that you have either talked to the other girl to confirm or have a gut feeling that the girl would not mind. Once you have done that, you then build on it and ask some other girl to be photographed with you (the one you suspected might reject). She will have no other option but to accept. Trick has worked so far for me not only for photo but also for photo alone with the girl. Good Luck!

Breastaurant list and links

In the context of this blog here is a useful list.

8. Bone Daddy’s
7. Twin Peaks
6. Hawaiian Tropic Zone
5. Bazookas
4. The Tilted Kilt
3. Wing House
2. Roosters
1. Show-Me’s

Source of Above Information

Enjoy!

Another touchdown

In football after a touchdown, you feel good and should play harder in order to increase the lead. After scoring with Jessica and Nicola, I felt motivated to do better. I had noticed Kelsey within 10 minutes of sitting in my table which I later realized was very lucky for me. Things that attracted me were her slim figure, her boobs which were more revealing compared to several other girls and above all her glasses that I felt gave her a great look. Since I had already planned to visit this Hooters again, I did not want to be branded as a ass grabber. Hence, I stayed off her ass and stuck to her boobs, which came out good on the picture. Among the four girls that we talked about today, Jessica, Nicola, Tiffanie and Kelsey, I felt that Kelsey was much more friendly. I thanked her when I left and she had a genuine smile on her face. It would be pertinent to note at this point that quality wise, the picture with Kelsey was far better than others. Best way to check would to magnify the picture to maximum possible and see.

Jackpot with Jessica

The setting was perfect. Dallas Cowboys were playing New York Giants on a Monday night. Jessica (the leaner and more attractive girl with killer looks) was happy and making frequent visits to near my table since her classmate was sitting in the next table. The other girl in store wearing football uniform was Nicola (left in picture and standing in my right) who is half British. Both girls had hot ass in different ways but equally cute. I was sitting at a high table right in front of the bar. I had requested Jessica for photo with Nicola, who, I said looked like her sister. I asked her classmate to take the photo. Then I waited and did not hear back from them. So I asked my waitress Tiffanie to send these two girls for a picture. After what seemed to be over 45 minutes and probably lot of hesitation, they both turned up for the picture. Jessica's classmate a Cowboy's fan kindly accepted to take the picture even though Cowboys were down (they eventually lost 41-35). The first picture was horizontal and each of my hands were on these girls butt. I wanted him to take a second snap vertical. This time Jessica realized my game and tried to nudge my hand away with her little finger. I moved my hand away but my fingers were still there. Later her classmate made fun of her. Also, Jessica's classmate and his friend (an African guy) got interested in Nicola's ass on one occasion when she was waiting to pick up beer from the bar for her customer. Nicola left first and I thanked her. When I left, I thanked both Jessica and her classmate (a white guy). Sometimes, even if a photo might not come out in good quality, you still might want to hold on to it. This helps you recollecting the moment. The bottom picture is that moderate quality one which helps me remember Jessica's nudge.

Surprise visit to Hooters in St Peters, MO

Was planning on a nice and heavy Indian buffet for lunch. It was closed so had to go to Hooters. This chick called Sam / Samantha waited at my table. Sam is a corporate trainer which means that she has been recognized by Hooters to train new girls. It was quite busy and there were just three girls (including 1 bartender). I paid a bit too much attention to Taylor and she started becoming conscious. Then I suddenly decided to check out after taking photo with the 3 girls Amanda, Taylor and Sam respectively from left to right. Sam is not in until Saturday and hence will not able to see her again. There is this bald manager who was efficiently doing work of serving food, cleaning table and all which I would really have liked to see a hooters girl do it. He was atleast doing the work of 3 additional Hooters girls and spoiling all the fun.

Tale of two girls

This is an experience at TK. This blond girl Natalie, my waitress seemed to be a bit too interested in smoking. Her breadth literally stunk. Then she went and probably cleared her mouth. Now she was okay. She laughed and made small talk like a real bimbo. Then she posed for several photos to my left and my right. Very kool! I was happy and sitting and looking at the photos again and again. There is something about the lights in Kilt that make the shadows fall on the photos.Then I suddenly noticed this sexy bartender Britanny and it looked as if her boobs were about to fall off her bra. She was not bad looking. Then I wanted to have photos with her. Again the same left right sequence was performed. Then she brought up this idea that maybe all three of us should be in a pic. So we shot another with all three of us and myself "sandwiched" between the two as Britanny put it. Thus ended a night of great fun and entertainment.